Wearing a grey face covering, the 52-year-old comedian hosted the second episode of … [Cheers and applause] All right, all right, all right, all right. 0 (0) Bill Burr [Starts with SNL monologue intro] [Cut to SNL stage] [Band is playing music] Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burr. How much, people not using safe sex and making all these babies," you know? Bill Burr hosting "Saturday Night Live" on Saturday. © 2020 Scraps from the Loft. Bill Burr’s ‘Homophobic’ ‘SNL’ Rant About Pride Month Bombs: ‘Worst Monologue’ in Years. [cheers and applause] New York is back, yes! That’s a little long, don’t you think? So I finally walked up to this old New York door guy and I was just like, "Dude, what's going on? We lost our edge there for a minute. And I immediately noticed how extra-crowded the city was. The nerve of you white women. Take out your grand parents. For a group of people that were never enslaved how did they get all of June the black people were actually enslaved, they get February. People not using safe sex, making all these babies, you know, so I finally walked up to this New York door guy, what’s going on what’s with all these people he’s like, oh, no, don’t worry, it’s June. NSFW language. People actually said these words in a courtroom. Just to refresh your memory: The woke movement was supposed to be about people of color—not getting opportunities, the at-bats that they deserve—finally making that happen. It’s a dream come true if you’re that dumb and you want to kill your own family members, by all means, do it. Nobody wants to go on the parade. They get February. I like people who wear masks. Bill Burr Stand-Up Monologue. Sun goes down at 4 in the afternoon. Thank you. Bill Burr’s #SNL monologue was racist, misogynistic, homophobic, and above all else, funny. I gotta tell you, the way white women somehow hijacked the woke movement, generals around the world should be analyzing this. Coming to you straight from the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet, IL to your seat at home! You guys all look like surgeons with your masks on. You know I’m 52, never heard of it, right? Look, how about you hook 'em up with July? That's what I learned. Stops you from reproducing. You don't bring up race or religion with your grandparents. New York is back, baby! Give them the sun for 31 days. That's good. Reply Retweet Favorite. YIKES. They get 28 days of overcast weather. You never talked to your grandparents and brought up the wrong subject? Transcript of Bill Burr's Netflix comedy special filmed on October 21, 2016 at The Ryman Auditorium in Nashville They're all up in arms. That’s what you did! CLIP 10/10/20. Thank you so much. I am so excited to be here. He moved to New York City in 1994. Here's why. The opening included jokes … CLIP 10/10/20. All right, everybody settle down. They're trying to cancel John Wayne. Where's the camera? You’re doing what Bill Burr said you would. I'll probably get "canceled" for doing that joke. ("You guys all look like surgeons with your masks on," he teased.) Everybody's shivering. I was getting all claustrophobic. Well, the word got around, they said, “This kid is insane, man” took up a collection just to send him to the mainland. Please try again later. And I haven’t been here in like 13 years I immediately noticed how extra crowded the city was I was getting claustrophobic. I didn't know that. Like, "Oh, wow, Grandma. The universe has to balance itself. Coz that sure is hell ain’t what it is now. Since May 2007, Burr has recorded a weekly one-hour podcast, Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast, in which he speaks about his experiences, current events, going on tour, and sports, and offers advice to questions submitted by the listeners.The podcast is available on Burr's website and on the All Things Comedy network. Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and white women. I wanna get a gun. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. Recent Posts. Fellow white women - if you are responding to Black men or Black women about Bill Burr and joining white women to complain about misogyny - congrats! Plowing ahead, let's talk. Next Next post: Enough Is Enough. [Cheers and applause] ♪ Thank you, thank you so much. All right. 2BrosReact 71,073 views. [Cheers and applause] All right, all right, all right, all right. Yes! Alexander Hamilton. 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